TAKING THE PISS

 

  THERE ARE MANY NAMES FOR URINE OR HUMAN PISS, TAKING THE PISS IS MAKING A MOCKERY OF SOMETHING

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One of man's greatest relief's is to point Percy at the porcelain. Women need a bit more in terms of comfort. These urinals would present females with a real problem. Until recently men and women urinated openly in Mumbai, until fines were introduced to curb the habit.

 

 

 

 

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

 

Urine is a form of liquid waste ejected from the body of most mammals as a jet of warm yellowish liquid.

 

In humans, the male uses his penis to dispose of urine, that may be flexibly aimed to the ground or over tree stems, bushes, etc., while standing - in the natural environment. Provided his bushmaster is not erect at the time.

 

In the female, the ejection point is not flexible, so may not be aimed. Standing while pumping out or releasing the liquid waste would be very messy, the subject likely to splash herself, so become sprayed in a smelly fluid that might give her position away to predators like lions or tigers - in the natural environment.

 

If relieving yourself in the sea, the smell may attract sharks, just like blood in the water.

 

Once the bladder is full it become painful to hold the fluid in, until release has to be arranged quite quickly. This is not a problem in the natural world, but is a civilised society, it is illegal to urinate in public, for which you may be charged with indecent exposure.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

ARE THEY SURE? - Southern Water say these are essential improvements. But are they? Many concerned residents are of the opinion that the village was already overloaded - and development must be water neutral in view of impending shortages. Meaning that these works are more profiteering from over-development of the countryside. It's hot enough already without raising the temperature of planet earth more! Southern Water and South East Water Limited are part of a group working to keep water flowing in the south of England.

 

 

 

 

 

Bull shit is the same as cow dung, they are large pats around 300-400 mm in diameter. Farmers use cow shit as fertilizer, spraying it onto fields to help the grass grow. The cows then eat the grass and produce milk and beef, along with tons of methane, a greenhouse gas that contributes to global warming. Bull's shit or cow-dung is an example of waste product that can be recycled in a circular economy. A very smelly agricultural practice, but then what would we do without our dairy produce and steaks, or burgers.

 

If large numbers of humans went over to a vegetarian, pescatarian or vegan diet, they may help reduce climate change.

 

 

 

 

 

DEFINITIONS OF URINE, OR TAKING THE PISS

Taking the piss is a Commonwealth colloquial term meaning to mock at the expense of others, or to be joking, without the element of offence. (Compare with the American "fuck with.") It is a shortening of the idiom taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, joke, ridicule, or scoff. It is not to be confused with "taking a piss", which refers to the act of urinating. Taking the Mickey (Mickey Bliss, Cockney rhyming slang), taking the Mick or taking the Michael are additional terms for making fun of someone. These terms are most often used in the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, New Zealand and Australia.

The term sometimes refers to a form of mockery in which the mocker exaggerates the other person's characteristics; pretending to take on his or her attitudes, etc., for the purpose of comedic effect at the expense of another. This would be described as "taking the piss" out of that person, or "a piss-take". It may also be used to refer to a ruse whereby a person is led to believe a plainly unbelievable fact for the purpose of ridicule of the subject, e.g. "Are you being serious?" "No, I'm just taking the piss."

The phrase is in common usage throughout British society, employed by headline writers in broadsheet gazettes and tabloids as well as colloquially. It is also used in English-speaking countries such as Australia.

In colloquial usage, "taking the piss" is also used to refer to someone or something that makes a claim which is not in line with a recognised agreement, e.g. an invoice that is double the quoted price with no explanation for the added charge could be said to "take the piss", or likewise if something consistently misses a deadline.

The term can also mean to take unfair advantage; for example, if someone has a food buffet and one guest clearly takes more than his expected share. It can also relate to an abuse of trust, such as "You can use my 'phone, but don't take the piss!", i.e. do not abuse my offer of assistance by making lengthy calls that will cost me a lot of money. Equally, a wilfully unproductive employee could be described as "taking the piss" for accepting a wage while knowingly failing to deliver on their obligation, or an employer could be accused of "taking the piss" for making unreasonable requests of their employees, e.g. expecting them to do unpaid overtime.

 

 

 

Horse shit makes excellent manure for roses and other flowers. Gardeners love it

 

 

Horse shit is highly regarded as manure. Gardeners love it for their roses. So do flies. There is not enough of it to use as fertilizer for fields to graze cattle. When it comes to muck spreading, the agricultural community prefer cow's shit, where there is volume. Dairy farmers rake it up in the milking stalls by the bucket load.

 

 

 

PROSTATE PROBLEMS

Prostate problems are unquestionably one of the most common causes of suffering among men. According to statistics, one in two men over the age of 45 suffers from persistent problems that manifest themselves in a wide variety of symptoms.

Pain when peeing, constant urinary pressure, irritation and various other complaints indicate that the prostate is enlarged.

 

An impact on self-confidence is common and most frequently results in a diminished sex life and mental discomfort.

 

 

 

LINKS & REFERENCE

 

https://www.mumbailive.com/en/civic/spitting-and-urinating-in-public-now-an-offence-in-maharashtra-19183

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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