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DOWNRIGHT DANGEROUS - It is alleged, or rather, has become increasingly likely that on the 18th of December 2020, a Christmas party was held at Number 10 Downing Street, during a tier 3 Covid 19 lockdown.

 

This revelation, supported as it seems by a staff training video, featuring the delightfully honest, Allegra Stratton, has really set the cat amongst the pigeons, with everyone diving for cover. Oh come on, everybody did it. The idea was to control the peasants and ease our mucked up NHS, where we've squandered taxpayer's money on dozens of schemes that have turned out to be more bullshit than Bojo had expected of his cronies. Like the Drax biofuel generating station, based on tree planting as a carbon offset. Who thought up that one? Doesn't anyone know that trees take a lot longer to grow, than this power station consumes them. Then there is Hinkley Point and Sizewell C. Doesn't anybody in the Cabinet know nuclear power is more expensive than renewables, and what about radioactive waste management, that is impossible to say is safe - for hundreds of thousands of years. It never was, and never will be. All the corporations will cease to exist. Leaving the taxpayer footing the bill. So, how come Sizewell and Hinkley Point were even considered, and what about that subsidy, making electricity more expensive for the consumer?

 

With so much corruption in the Conservative Party, and yes, a Part Time Parliament, it must be said, though they'd rather you didn't, what difference will one little end of year get-together make? It's not the end of the world. Well it was for those victims of the Whuhan virus - oh yes and thanks for that Xi. Those people who died while we lived it up, would have gone anyway. Now how about that consultancy fee and a cushy little job when I retire from politics, using all my old school chums to pave the way for juicy contracts. So, it's only right that I should get a backhander and hush money. As long as it looks legal. It's like pirating films and music, everybody does it. You should see my collection.

 

 

 

Wallpapergate: is the ongoing saga of who paid for £58,000 in lavish renovations to Johnsonís No 11 flat. Johnson says he did. But he refuses to clarify whether the Conservative party initially stumped up the cash, via the millionaire donor and Tory peer Lord Brownlow. The Electoral Commission is investigated.

 

The Electoral Commission fined the Conservative Party £17,800 for improperly declaring donations by Huntswood Associates used for the works at 11 Downing Street, where the PM lives, traditional residence of the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

In its report, concluding an investigation into the payments, the commission revealed Mr Johnson sent Lord Brownlow, the multimillionaire director of Huntswood, a WhatsApp message in November 2020 requesting additional money from a trust set up to fund the refurb.

But in May this year, Lord Geidt, the independent adviser on ministers' interests, was told by the PM that he "knew nothing about such payments until immediately prior to media reports in February 2021".

Lord Geidt was also told by officials that before February Mr Johnson did not know "either the fact or the method of the costs of refurbishing the apartment having been paid".

The PM's official spokesman denied Mr Johnson had lied and insisted he has "acted in accordance with the rules at all times" and has "made all necessary declarations".

The details in the Electoral Commission report could have profound implications for Boris Johnson. The investigation was able to obtain the private WhatsApp messages between the prime minister and Lord Brownlow.

They reveal that three months before Mr Johnson claimed he had first found out about how the payments were being made, he was in fact asking the Tory donor - who was setting up a blind trust - for more cash to pay for the refurbishment.

This appears at odds with what he told Lord Geidt, the independent adviser on ministerial interests, who cleared the PM of any wrongdoing earlier this year.

Contrary to his previous account, these messages show that in November 2020 the prime minister knew about the structure of where the cash was coming from.

Lord Brownlow told the PM on that occasion that he knew where the money was coming from, but the Electoral Commission reveals that it was not until the following day that he told a different unnamed Tory official that he personally was the source of those funds

Opposition politicians will no doubt use this to raise questions over the effectiveness of internal probes, and also Mr Johnson's relationship with the truth.

What is so remarkable about this donation story is that it concerns money that benefits Mr Johnson directly - because it paid for his personal living accommodation, bills he would otherwise have had to meet himself. That makes it all the more awkward.

Mr Johnson's wife, Carrie Johnson, is understood to have chosen £850-a-roll gold wallpaper by top designer Lulu Lytle, who co-founded exclusive decorating company Soane Britain.

A Cabinet Office report published in July said nearly all of the £30,000 annual allowance for refurbishing the Downing Street flat was spent on painting and sanding wooden floorboards alone. Anything over that amount must be paid for by the PM.

The investigation found decisions relating to the handling and recording of a donation by Huntswood "reflected serious failings in the party's compliance systems".

Lord Brownlow, who rubs shoulders with royalty, has donated close to £3m over the past six years - both personally and through his business, records show.

Labour's deputy leader, Angela Rayner, welcomed the fine and said the report added to a litany of "sleaze" that is "corroding the office of prime minister".

"It is one rule for them, and one rule for the rest of us, and Boris Johnson is at the heart of it," she said.

The commission found the party failed to report the full value of a donation of £67,801.72 from Huntswood in October 2020, with £52,801.72 connected to the costs of the refurbishment.

It also found the reference in the party's financial records to the payment of £52,801.72 that was made by the party for the refurbishment "was not accurate".

The fine for failing to accurately report the full value of the donation is £16,250 and for contravening the requirement to keep proper accounting records the party has been fined £1,550.

 

BOJO'S CV

 

Somehow, despite many scandals of a sexual nature, Bullshit Bojo has managed to cling onto Clowning Street, the debt centre of town. In the media, it is said, presumably allegedly, that he has fathered many children outside of wedlock, earning him the name Shagatha Christie.

 

Normally, that would call into question his morals. But because he was elected to deal with Brexshit, everybody turned a blind eye. Even the Queen, though she was lied to over proroguing parliament.

 

But he could be forgiven if he knew what he was doing and had a plan. Unfortunately, because there is no political vision or ambition, almost everything he does turns to crap. He is the exact opposite of Midas and Austin Power's Goldmember. He is Shitfinger.

 

 

 

 

 

NO LAUGHING MATTER - This picture represents the country going up in smoke, because voters cannot see the wood for the trees. The fat boys in politics will not give up milking the system, until a party is voted in to stop them. Basically, we are doomed.

 

 

 

And surely, he's heard that it is illegal to proliferate nuclear weapons, yet he has done a deal with Australia and the USA. Perhaps that should be referred to the International Criminal Court?

 

 

 

 

 

 

BRITAIN GOT ANOTHER BUM DEAL - In electing a clown as Prime Minister, UK voters made one of the biggest mistakes in British history. Brexit was and is a disaster, costing pensioners an absolute fortune, as real world inflation halved the value of their savings, with timber, copper and other commodities doubling in price. Then there is the energy crises and nuclear power, with food prices rising. We feel sure that Dr Hannibal Lecter would like to have his old friend for dinner. It might be that some Conservative Party members might also want to join in the feast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE CIRCUS -MARCH 2020

 

 

 

Boris Johnson

Prime Minister

 

Rishi Sunack, MP Richmond, Yorkshire

 

Rishi Sunack

Chancellor Exchequer

 

Priti Patel

 

Priti Patel

Home Secretary

 

Dominic Raab

 

Dominic Raab

Foreign Secretary

 

Michael Gove

 

Michael Gove

Chancellor D. Lancaster

 

Ben Wallace

 

Ben Wallace

Defence Secretary

 

Matt Hancock

 

Matt Hancock

Health & Social Care

 

Elizabeth Truss

 

 Liz Truss

International Trade

 

Gavin Williamson

 

Gavin Williamson

Education

 

Oliver Dowden

 

Oliver Dowden

Culture

 

Alok Sharma MP, Reading West

 

Alok Sharma

MP Reading West

 

Robert Jenrick

 

Robert Jenrick

Housing, Local Gov.

 

Terese Coffey

 

Therese Coffey

Work & Pensions

 

Robert Buckland

 

 Robert Buckland

Justice

 

Anne-Marie Trevelyan

 

Anne-Marie Trevelyan

International Dev.

 

Grant Shapps MP Welwyn Hatfield

 

Grant Shapps

Transport

 

George Eustice

 

 George Eustice

Environment

 

Brandon Lewis

 

Brandon Lewis

Northern Ireland

 

Alister Jack

 

Alister Jack

Scottish Sec. State

 

Simon Hart

 

 Simon Hart

Welsh Sec. State

 

Baroness Evans Bowes Park

 

 Baroness Evans

Leader Lords

 

Amanda Milling

 

 Amanda Milling

Party Chairman

 

Jacob Rees-Mogg

 

 Jacob Rees-Mogg

Leader Commons

 

Mark Spencer

 

Mark Spencer

Chief Whip

 

 

Suella Braverman

 

Suella Braverman

Attorney General

 

 

Stephen Barclay

 

 Stephen Barclay

Treasury Sec.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Conservative politics is based on delaying economic shortcomings by robbing Peter to pay Paul. Another example of which is over-paying for roads and only 5% of your hard earned taxes going to road building and repairs. That is why we have so many potholes: hence, pothole politics. The evidence for which on on the streets and highways in your area. In Sussex the busy A271, makes commuting to Hastings or Hailsham dangerous, where the tarmac is narrow and flooding is likely to increase. Why is it so bad? Because under Cameron, May and now BoJo, they are turning our villages into housing estates, without the proper highways infrastructure. See Suicide Junction, as a prime example of planning madness.

 

 

 

 

DOWNRIGHT DANGEROUS - We pay our taxes but get no value for all our hard earned pounds. Don't forget that our income is taxed along with just about everything we buy. Even buying a house is subject to stamp duty and dying also costs money with death duties. Shit! How are they getting away with bleeding the electorate dry like this? Fuel is taxed, drinks are taxed (that's okay by us), and using roads is taxed. Then there is car tax of course. We heard they are thinking of taxing sex, based on the length of your Johnson.

 

 

 

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